( The article was written by me in the middle of 2003:, but posted in to blog only in 2006 )
This Story is real and the characters in this story are not fictitious. There were 3 Hindu brothers living in an apartment in Tustin, CA. One day, a few unpaid guests started appearing in their house. They were none other than Roaches. Our broad-minded Hindu brothers welcomed them and gave them food and accommodation. The visitors to the apartment called these roaches PESTS. But our Hindu brothers did not want to offend the feeling of the roaches, so they called them PETS.
These roaches were highly Americanized; you can see romantic roaches even in public places like kitchen counters. These roaches were very active in procreation. Their numbers grew by leaps and bounds. They bred like MUSLIMS. Soon there were packets in Hindu Home, where the roaches were in majority. When you look at the history of Hindustan, whenever people of other religious faiths become the majority, those parts got separated from Hindustan. A similar incident happened, the roaches formed The Roach League and started demanding Roachistan from Hindu Home Land. The roach leader ‘Roachinna’ was heading the separatist movement.
Our Hindu brothers called for a baithak. They realised the need for action. They went to Ralphs (Supermarket) and bought a roach spray and attacked the roaches. But their action was in vain. The roaches ran into their hidden bunkers behind the kitchen cabinets. Their procreation continued and they continued to grow in geometric progression. In the kitchen and Bathroom, they became the arithmetic majority. So, the roach leaders started calling those places West Rochistan and East Roachistan. There were fidayeen attacks on innocent Hindus. Whenever the Hindu brothers opened the kitchen cabinets 2-3 roaches fell on their faces. To defend our Hindu brothers followed the technique of "Dhwe Patha Prathe sara".( i.e they opened the kitchen cabinet doors and ran 2 steps back.). The fidayeen attacks continued. Unattended cereals were towed away by the roaches. Angry roach mobs attacked toor dal and sooji mix and made them inedible. Innumerable Hindu properties were attacked.
Our Hindu brothers again called for a baithak. They decided to seek help from older Hindu brothers in the neighborhood. They contacted an older Hindu brother. He advised them to keep their home neat and clean. He also advised them that they should do it consistently on a daily basis like Sadhana. Our Hindu brothers immediately decided to become Sadaks. Another older Hindu brother gave a detailed bowthik. He told them the issue of termites is non-terminating. i.e the roach population can be minimised but it can't be abolished. He also told because of the jihadi attitude of the roaches, there will be a clash of civilizations on the face of this earth. He also feared that these roaches might someday overtake the Hindus. But, our Hindu brothers did not lose heart after hearing all these. They are Sadaks now. They again called for a baithak. They might be living away from the heart of the Hindu renaissance but their hearts are filled with Hindu renaissance. They decided to make any kind of sacrifice to save the Hindu homeland. They roared " No more partition by the roaches, no more co-existence". There was a "Hum Sadak Ban Gaye" Vyakthi geeth at the end of the baithak.
Next day, they went to the nearest Home Depot and got a fuming pesticide, and opened it in the apartment. The whole apartment became a Gas Chamber. As per the instructions found on the pesticide, the Hindu brothers had to leave the apartment for 2 hours. Our Hindu brothers became homeless like Kashmiri pandits. The park at the intersection of Bryan and Red Hill Ave became their refugee camp. They came back to their home after 3 hours. The house looked like Ahmedabad. There were dead roaches all over the place. Somebody said that some of the roaches that survived the gas chamber had escaped to a faraway community where the roaches originated called "Roach Arabia". And thereafter the Hindu brothers lived in Peace in the Hindu homeland.
Statutory Warning and Legal Disclaimer: After reading the above story, if the reader feels that Gas Chamber is the solution to the Muslim problem. Then it is entirely the opinion of the reader and the author is not responsible for it.
These roaches were highly Americanized; you can see romantic roaches even in public places like kitchen counters. These roaches were very active in procreation. Their numbers grew by leaps and bounds. They bred like MUSLIMS. Soon there were packets in Hindu Home, where the roaches were in majority. When you look at the history of Hindustan, whenever people of other religious faiths become the majority, those parts got separated from Hindustan. A similar incident happened, the roaches formed The Roach League and started demanding Roachistan from Hindu Home Land. The roach leader ‘Roachinna’ was heading the separatist movement.
Our Hindu brothers called for a baithak. They realised the need for action. They went to Ralphs (Supermarket) and bought a roach spray and attacked the roaches. But their action was in vain. The roaches ran into their hidden bunkers behind the kitchen cabinets. Their procreation continued and they continued to grow in geometric progression. In the kitchen and Bathroom, they became the arithmetic majority. So, the roach leaders started calling those places West Rochistan and East Roachistan. There were fidayeen attacks on innocent Hindus. Whenever the Hindu brothers opened the kitchen cabinets 2-3 roaches fell on their faces. To defend our Hindu brothers followed the technique of "Dhwe Patha Prathe sara".( i.e they opened the kitchen cabinet doors and ran 2 steps back.). The fidayeen attacks continued. Unattended cereals were towed away by the roaches. Angry roach mobs attacked toor dal and sooji mix and made them inedible. Innumerable Hindu properties were attacked.
Our Hindu brothers again called for a baithak. They decided to seek help from older Hindu brothers in the neighborhood. They contacted an older Hindu brother. He advised them to keep their home neat and clean. He also advised them that they should do it consistently on a daily basis like Sadhana. Our Hindu brothers immediately decided to become Sadaks. Another older Hindu brother gave a detailed bowthik. He told them the issue of termites is non-terminating. i.e the roach population can be minimised but it can't be abolished. He also told because of the jihadi attitude of the roaches, there will be a clash of civilizations on the face of this earth. He also feared that these roaches might someday overtake the Hindus. But, our Hindu brothers did not lose heart after hearing all these. They are Sadaks now. They again called for a baithak. They might be living away from the heart of the Hindu renaissance but their hearts are filled with Hindu renaissance. They decided to make any kind of sacrifice to save the Hindu homeland. They roared " No more partition by the roaches, no more co-existence". There was a "Hum Sadak Ban Gaye" Vyakthi geeth at the end of the baithak.
Next day, they went to the nearest Home Depot and got a fuming pesticide, and opened it in the apartment. The whole apartment became a Gas Chamber. As per the instructions found on the pesticide, the Hindu brothers had to leave the apartment for 2 hours. Our Hindu brothers became homeless like Kashmiri pandits. The park at the intersection of Bryan and Red Hill Ave became their refugee camp. They came back to their home after 3 hours. The house looked like Ahmedabad. There were dead roaches all over the place. Somebody said that some of the roaches that survived the gas chamber had escaped to a faraway community where the roaches originated called "Roach Arabia". And thereafter the Hindu brothers lived in Peace in the Hindu homeland.
Statutory Warning and Legal Disclaimer: After reading the above story, if the reader feels that Gas Chamber is the solution to the Muslim problem. Then it is entirely the opinion of the reader and the author is not responsible for it.
